Merry CHRISTmas

These are all cute, but the Helloooo one is hilarious!

HELP!!! Someone dial 911, I'm being mauled by a troll!' 'I swear a Big Doberman busted in and just tore the place up....' How to tell when its time to make your kids sleep in their own bed.... 'Ahhh, the fresh, relaxing aroma of feet.......'??? ' Harlem Globetrotters here I come' Par-tay, Par-tay, Par-tay! 'Uh, cat? What cat?' There's no explaining Love. 'HELLOOOO' CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?? Peace Brother!!! 'I don't know.maybe it's a chew toy' Mad Skills.... If you need assistance smiling, there's always help! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. . And never regret anything that made you smile.

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving everyone !!!!!

More Maternity Photo's

A Newborn's Conversation With God

A baby asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?"


God said, "Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you."

The child further inquired, "But tell me, here in heaven I don't have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy."

God said, "Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you. And you will feel your angel's love and be very happy."

Again the small child asked, "And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don't know the language?"

God said, "Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your
angel will teach you how to speak."

"And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?"

God said, "Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray."

"Who will protect me?"

God said, "Your angel will defend you even if it means risking its life."

"But I will always be sad because I will not see you anymore."

God said, "Your angel will always talk to you about Me and will teach you the way to come back to Me, even though I will always be
next to you."

At that moment there was much peace in Heaven, but voices from Earth could be heard and the child hurriedly asked, "God, if I am to
leave now, please tell me my angel's name."

God said, You will simply call her, "Mom ."

blonde-star on board emergency service

Maternity Photo's

Here are some photos more coming soon.

CREEPY 9-11 ATTACK

If animals could talk our language.

Soldiers Surprising Their Loved Ones: PART TWO

PART TWO

Soldiers Surprising Their Loved Ones: PART ONE

PART ONE

The Rochesters and Matthews-I have been blessed

Kid fails driving test 5 times in a day

PASTOR'S BUSINESS CARD

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.



When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10..'






Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.' Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.'





Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?
They still are! Pass it on
'A cheerful heart is good medicine' (Prov. 17:22)

Anna's Party

Anna's 3rd Birthday!!

I love this one:)

BFF ( Best Friends Forever )

Funny pix :)

I love B & W

Amber and Nana ( Amber is due in oct and she will be having a baby girl and her name will be Kalani-Grace )

Last one LOL this one is cool :)

4th of July :) :)

Here are just some Photos of the Fireworks that i took on the 4th :)

A Letter fom Hell

Happy Birthday Grandpa !!

Happy Birthday to my Grandpa !!!! It is hard to believe that it has been a year since God called you home :( and i still miss you everyday :( i wish you were still here is i could hug you and wish you happy birthday to your face :'( Here is a poem i love so much it really says it all :)

Tear Drops Poem

They say memories are golden,
Well, maybe that is true;
I never wanted memories,
I only wanted you.

A million times I needed you,
A million times I cried;
If love alone could have saved you,
You never would have died.

In life I loved you dearly,
In death I love you still;
In my heart you hold a piece
No one could ever fill.

But now I know you want me
To mourn for you no more,
To remember the happy times
Life still has much in store.

Since you'll never be forgotten
I pledge to you today;
A hallowed place within my heart
Is where you'll always stay.

If tears could build a stairway
And heartache make a lane;
I'd walk the path to heaven
And bring you back again.

Our family chain is broken,
and nothing seems the same;
But as God calls us one by one,
The chain will link again.

Drinking From My Saucer

If you cross the border

LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT.


IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET

· A JOB,

· A DRIVERS LICENSE,

· SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,

· WELFARE,

· FOOD STAMPS,

· CREDIT CARDS,

· SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,

· FREE EDUCATION,

· FREE HEALTH CARE,

· A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON

· BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE

· THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

· AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

·

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING ....FORWARD TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS & FAMILY

IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP AMERICA !!!!!!!!!!!!

The Marines want this to roll all over the U.S.

THE
MARINES WANT THIS TO ROLL ALL OVER THE U.S.






This is a poem being sent from a Marine
to his Dad.
For those who take the time
to read it, you'll see a letter from him to
his dad at the bottom. It
makes you truly thankful for
not only the Marines, but
ALL of our troops.
THE
MARINE

We all came together,
Both young and old
To fight for our freedom,
To stand and be bold.

In the midst of all evil,
We stand our ground,
And we protect our country
From all terror around.

Peace and not war,
Is what some people say.
But I'll give my life,
So you can live the American way

I give you the right
To talk of your peace.
To stand in your groups,
and protest in our streets.

But still I fight on,
I don't fuss, I don't whine.
I'm just one of the people!
Who is doing your time.

I'm harder than nails,
Stronger than any machine.
I'm the immortal soldier,
I'm a U.S. MARINE!

So stand in my shoes,
And leave from your home.
Fight for the people who hate you,
With the protests they've shown.
Fight for the stranger,
Fight for the young.
So they all may have,
The greatest freedom you've won

Fight for the sick,
Fight for the poor
Fight for the cripple,
Who lives next door.


But when your time comes,
Do what I've done.
For if you stand up for freedom,
You'll stand when the fight's done

By: Corporal
Aaron M. Gilbert, US Marine Corps
USS SAIPAN , PERSIAN GULF


Hey Dad,
Do me a favor and label this 'The Marine' and send it
to everybody on your email list.. Even
leave this letter in it.
I want this rolling all over the US ;
I want every home reading it. Every eye seeing it.
And every heart to feel it. So can you please send this for me? I would but my email time isn't that long and
I don 't have much time anyway.
You know what Dad?
I wondered what it would be like to truly
understand what JFK said in His inaugural speech.'When the time comes to lay down my life for my
country, I do not cower from this responsibility. I
welcome it.'
Well, now I know. And I do. Dad, I welcome the opportunity to do what I do.
Even though I have left behind a beautiful wife, and I will miss the birth of our first born child, I would do it 70 times over to fight for the place that God has made for my home.
I love you all and I miss you very much.
I wish I could be there when Sandi has our
baby, but tell her that I love her, and Lord willing, I
will be coming home soon. Give Mom a great big hug from me and give one to yourself too.
Aaron

Please
let this marine (and all our military) know
we care by passing his poem onto your
friends even
if you don't usually take time to forward mail...do it this
time!

Thanks,

Let's
help Aaron's dad spread the word ....
FREEDOM isn't FREE
Someone pays for you and me.



God
bless you!

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

"IN GOD WE TRUST"

And remember the back bone of America, our Military!

And thanks for serving our Country.

Jerry